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RULES-->Please select month, date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.
Pick the month you were born in:
January-------i shot
February----- i ate
March---------i killed
April------- -i ran away with
May-----------i fell in love with
June----------i murdered
July----------i gave my shoes to
August--------i sang a duvet with
September ----i had crush on
October-------i danced with
November -----i kissed
December------I hit
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------------homeless guy
2-------------a fat lady
3-------------a mad cow
4-------------a mad monkey
5-------------a mexican
6-------------a gangster
7-------------a monkey
8------ ------an ipod
9------- -----my best friends boyfriend
10------------a goat
11------ -----my dog
12------ -----my cat
13------------the computer
14------- ----my science teacher
15-------- ---my neighbor
16------------myself
17------------a giraffe
18--------- --my bestfriend’s girl friend
19------------a gorilla
20------------a stuffed animal
21------------a permenant marker
22----------- a policeman
23------------a cannibal
24------------a baseball bat
25------------my pshyciatrist
26------------old lady
27------------hockey stick
28--------- --a football player
29--------- --a post man
30------------a paperclip
31------------my cell phone
Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing:
White---------Because i was high
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital
Blue----------Because i cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I’am shy
Gray----------Because that’s the way Iam
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry
2006-11-29 05:16:24 · 16 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had a crush on a fat lady because I enjoy it........hahahhaha That would be my sister :)~~
2006-11-29 05:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha 1 with 31 days!
I ate a football player because I'm half dead!
2006-11-29 06:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave my shoes to a homeless guy because i cant control myself! lol
2006-11-29 05:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave my shoes to a cannibal because i became severe . I gave my shoes to a cannibal because i became lower than the effect of alcohol . (My blouse is black and white stripes .) properly although, in view that black and white might want to easily as actual fall lower than "different," I gave my shoes to a cannibal because i became hungry...
2016-11-29 22:34:03 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I killed a Policeman because someone offered me $1,000,000. Yikes!
2006-11-29 05:30:24 · answer #5 · answered by noonee333 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hit a mad monkey because I am shy.
Hmmm, okay 2 points.
2006-11-29 05:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i did fall in love a girl.It all started when she took me out and i got drunk and well, you know. 5-2-85
2006-11-29 05:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate a stuffed animal because I was drunk :)
2006-11-29 05:18:40 · answer #8 · answered by Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i ran away with a fat lady, cause i hate myself...
hmm would kinda make sense
2006-11-29 05:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by fairy_without_boots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one----I danced with myself because I was drunk...tee hee
2006-11-29 08:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋