Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, a gang of raiders' efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat," The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding.
The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SP--M BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.
2006-11-29 05:03:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BEST I'VE READ SO FAR, I NEEDED THAT LAUGH!
2006-11-29 05:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeeeeeeeeeew or Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!! A star for yu.
2016-05-23 02:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaargh that's disgusting.
2006-11-29 05:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing-Good one.
2006-11-29 05:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! THat is sooooo gross!!!!!! That should teach them a lesson!
2006-11-29 05:15:28 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucks to be them......hahahhahaha they kinds derserve it though huh?????????
2006-11-29 05:06:44 · answer #6 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious
2006-11-29 05:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuk so funny lol
2006-11-29 17:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!
2006-11-29 05:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by vness27'smom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT LOVE IT XX
2006-11-29 11:45:28 · answer #10 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋