HE SAID/SHE SAID…
He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to
make love to you in the worst way.
She said... Well you've succeeded.
He said... Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said... Good idea.... you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart.
He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would, but you're never there.
2006-11-29
05:00:13
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