Paddy the Kerryman died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Seamus and Seanin (Also Kerrymen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy."
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Seanin in to identify the body. Seanin took a look at him and said, "Yup he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Seanin looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Seanin said, "Well, Paddy had two assholes." "What, he had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two assholes...."
2006-11-29 04:28:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fell of my chair again
2006-11-29 10:06:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's asame joke like this buddy. Let me tell you that.
Little Johnny and his best friend once went to France and got friend with Mr. Jean a Salesman. All 3 of them wouldgo everywhere throughout France. Once, when they were on a journey, Jean got lost. Little Johnny with his friends goes to the local police and lodges a complaint. The Officer asks. "Can you provide us some clues of the appearance of Mr. Jean?". Little Johnny says, he's fair and tall. The Officer replies ' Oh, Come on, everyone in France is fair and tall, something else". Little Johnny says, "He speaks French well". "The Officer says " Well, everyone in France speaks French well, something else". Suddenly Little Johnny says " He has two assholes" Interestingly, the Officer pushes his chair forward and says well that is an important piece of information, how do you know that, have you seen it?. Little Johnny says " No, when we three of us are in the streets, people would say, Here comes Jean with two assholes"
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-29 04:58:06 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-29 04:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by Chantel C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...daft but bloody funny
2006-11-29 05:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by reggie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ANOTHER big old thumbs up to you 10/10 xx
2006-11-29 11:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!! too funny. I am in the mood for a good laugh today, thank you!
2006-11-29 04:50:46 · answer #6 · answered by javaluv2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 more thumb and another noddy badge
2006-11-29 04:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by geoffrey2312 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...yep he sure did have two assholes...dumbasses!! Hahaha...another good one.
2006-11-29 06:29:00 · answer #8 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahahha funny funny funny!! You got jokes...
2006-11-29 04:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! keep em coming girl, keep em coming hahaha!
2006-11-29 04:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by devine_gem22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋