against the FSM if I chose lasagna for dinner?
2006-11-29 04:21:31 · 15 answers · asked by Mav here! 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Have no fear.
For it is written that all acts of eating pasta are sacred rituals in the FSM's honor, yea, even unto the whole wheat or rice noodle.
Pastafarian 25:6
2006-11-29 05:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by Praise Singer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spaghetti is only required to be eaten on FSM holidays while dressed in your pirate best.
all other days you are free to eat what you wish as long as you thank the FSM for it.
Ramen
2006-11-29 12:26:26 · answer #2 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are flirting with eternal damnation. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not mocked. He will make your lasagna turn to ash in your mouth. As it says in the Holy Book of Recipes: "Thou shall not eat lasagna, nor let any other foreign substance grace thine tongue. Thine mouth shall only exist for the Great Lord of the Sauce, and if thou consumeth any forbidden food, thou shall be cast out of the Blessed Dining Room, to toil in the Kitchen. He shall pelt thee with meatballs, and wrap his noodles around thine neck until thou shall choke on the accursed food, and spit thine sinfulness out." Do not anger the Great Lord of the Sauce.
2006-11-29 12:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FSM loves you. Be grateful to him, for he has blessed you with the graces of Semolina.
RAmen.
2006-11-29 12:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lasagna IS better than spaghetti.
2006-11-29 12:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can smell you burning in hell already love. The FSM is a jealous god.
2006-11-29 12:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by Radagast97 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster respects all Pastas. It would not be blasphemy.
2006-11-29 13:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be fine, as it is a disciple, but only to guide you to the eventual fountainhead
2006-11-29 12:32:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lasagna is yummy, but when in doubt dont do it
2006-11-29 12:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by mel2430 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I wounldnt think so. I think it is unnecessary to let a religion control what you eat... but that is just me!
2006-11-29 12:23:35 · answer #10 · answered by lucynlynsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋