This is a cracker lol?

Question

One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PE--S' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'PE--S' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

Answer 1

that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Answer 2

That was Funny LOL ... Thats true. You rub it grows

Here are some

Having to Take a Whisper

Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so
he told his mother, ''Mommy, I have to piss.''

The mother said, ''Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to
piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite.

The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time,
and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.

He told his father, ''Daddy I have to whisper.''

The father said, ''OK. Here, whisper in my ear.''
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Bathtub Anxieties :))

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath.
Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.

"Can I touch it?"

"No way -- you already broke yours off!"
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Little Johnny and the Postman

POSTMAN : I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this Parcel?

LITTLE JOHNNY : Why did you come so far? Instead, you could have posted it.
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English Exam

Little Johnny finished his English exam and came out.

His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied "Exam was okay,
but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and thought, at
last I wrote THUNK!!!"
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An APB On God

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively
mischievous.

The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be
confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young
sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's
end as to what to do about their sons' behavior.

The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he
agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys
individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first.
The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an
even sterner tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his
voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS
GOD?"

At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed
himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet
and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is
missing and they think we did it!"

BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 3

That's a good one, I liked it. 8/10

Answer 4

Thats funny lol

Answer 5

f**g coffee everywhere very funny 11/10 lol

Answer 6

hahaha. Yeah it's a cracker!

Answer 7

This sure is a cracker joke.

Answer 8

Really really funny...good job on jokes...

Answer 9

good one

Answer 10

omg

Answer 11

loved it...laughed out loud