He opened it and there was letter inside . It read'' Dear God Im an 83 Year old lady and I had my bag stolen last week, Inside my bag was my pension money and now I have no money to buy food for Christmas dinner and I've invited three of my closest friends over for x. Mass so I wonder if you could help me out please. Thanks God . Signed Elizebeth.. Touched by this letter the Postal worker put the letter on the notice board and a collection was raised by all the postal workers. 200 Euro was collected and was sent off to the old lady. A week after x.Mass another letter arrived and again was addressed to God. The same postal worker open it and it read. Dear God Thanks very much for the money , I was beside myself when It arrived and I had a wonderful x mass and we ate like kings. I noticed however that the money you gave was short by 5 Euro . It must have been those Thieveing B**tards at the Post Office who took it.............Good joke yes ???
2006-11-29 04:02:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A note to Connie P. You really got to lighten up Girl, For Gods sake get a sense of humour of santa this x.mass
2006-11-29 04:10:25 · update #1
LOL That was very funny
2006-11-29 04:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by wlissa_sweet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Fellow, who tried to help her got back the kick. But really funny.
Here's one
Sunday School Sally
Little Sally was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she
slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she
was napping, "Tell me, Sally, who created the universe?"
When Sally didn't stir, little Jason, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good" and
Sally fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Sally, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
Sally didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Jason came to the
rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good," and
Sally promptly fell back asleep.
Once again the teacher called upon Sally and asked a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Jason jabbed her with the pin.
This time Sally jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing
in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-29 04:04:54 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2016-05-23 02:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I did work for the USPS, and postal workers really do be doing that. That's why the joke is funny to me.
2006-11-29 04:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not funny at all I'm Postal worker and I dont go through anybodys mail unless its yours NOW allo. LOL I'm kidding it was funny
2006-11-29 04:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was a good joke.... a little distasteful doing something so nice and then getting burned the next. Sounds like my life! Got another good joke?!
2006-11-29 04:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, this is funny to anyone with a sense of humor. The Sunday School joke was a hoot, too. Thanks for the chuckles!!
2006-11-29 06:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by T M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA.... i've heard of this joke but i never get tired of hearing it... GOOD ONE. Connie P. you should lighten up.
2006-11-29 05:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was't funny.no where close to funny . it sucked
try to do better next time sorry if i sound rude
2006-11-29 06:07:25 · answer #9 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha funny.10/10
2006-11-29 04:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋