A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
2006-11-29 03:57:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
o so funny lol 12./10 lol thats me set for the day ,must try not to laugh to myself when remembering your jokes ,getting some funny looks lol
2006-11-29 18:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he did not only
gave his famous "One Small step for Man, One Giant Leap forMankind" statement but
followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and
Mission Control.Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic
remark "Good luck, Mr.Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark
concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky
in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr.
Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
A few years back, (on July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL) while answering questions
following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This
time he finally responded.
Mr.Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a
fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows.His neighbors were
Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs.
Gorsky shouting at Mr.Gorsky. "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when
the kid next door walks on the moon!"
2006-11-29 12:07:13 · answer #2 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, maybe now that moron of a husband will think twice about what he says to his idoit wife
2006-11-29 13:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by mystical_rainbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That was really funny! I'm going to use that line next time! Although I don't ever remember a complaint! But still funny! Thanks for sharing!
2006-11-29 12:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
2006-11-29 16:15:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, very cute. I rolled over laughing.
2006-11-29 11:59:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not really really funny but its decent
2006-11-29 12:00:12 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetheart88 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-11-29 18:29:50 · answer #8 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha serves him right!
2006-11-29 11:58:50 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! nice one thats funny! x
2006-11-29 12:00:26 · answer #10 · answered by devine_gem22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋