At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry
and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so
confident, that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit
some friends and have a big party.
They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying,
they slept all day Sunday and didn't make
it back to Duke until early Monday morning .
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the
final they would explain to their professor why they missed it.
They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a
flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.
The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.
The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the
exam.
The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them each
a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5
points. Cool, they thought, this is going to be easy,
then turned the page. On the second page was written:
For 95 points: Which tire?
2006-11-29 03:42:17 · 15 answers · asked by babyvictorialee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the tire, on the left, thats on the top, near to the right, and on the bottom?
2006-11-29 03:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Unknown 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this before but nevertheless this is cute.
I'll share some with you
This is a love letter from a mathematics Professor
u will definately enjoy this.........
From:
A Mathematician's Love Letter
De-Morgan's Apartment,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house
in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face,
conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of the
taradians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love
foryou is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can
solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love
for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you
into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me
as an element of a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your
acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant
on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees,
my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love
Fom your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an uknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-29 03:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The left rear tire.
2006-11-29 08:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-29 03:45:11 · answer #4 · answered by its_me_cheeky_dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that is messed up!!!! I would've guessed the back passenger tire!
2006-11-29 03:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! I liked this one! He's a professor for a reason! :)
2006-11-29 03:46:01 · answer #6 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good but I know those guys were disappointed
2006-11-29 03:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a really good one and great way to catch them in their lie...sneaky, sneaky,sneaky.
2006-11-29 04:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD JOB BUT MAN TOUGH BREAK FOR THOSE GUYS
2006-11-29 03:45:45 · answer #9 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellently funny and witty..............LOL
Thanks for sharing : - )
2006-11-29 03:49:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋