Funniest trick you have ever played on anyone!?

Question

When i was in year 8 in school, there was this lad in my tech rm class (woodwork 2 others!) who i couldnt stand! sooo, after a long lesson i went over to the sink to was my hands n he followed! whilest i was using the bar of soap, i gave him this bottle n told him it was liquid soap. I then ran out of the class. 2 minutes later he came running out the class shouting and screaming because i had given him "super super glue" and his hands wer stuck together!! i know you will proberly think im a ***** now but it was funny at the time n he looks back and laughs at it now!

Answer 1

I work with a nurse who's favourite trick is to melt a mars bar and put it on the sheets of a hospital bed. He would then get the new student nurses to "make up" this bed, when they report to him that the patient has crapped the bed he would put his finger in and scoop the poop in to his mouth saying "arrrh yes, must have been the casserole he had last night"

They would physically be sick in front of him

Answer 2

I make chocolates at christmas every year. Well a few friends had been pranking each other with liquid oragel in each others mouth when we would be asleep. There was one guy noone could get because he would never fall asleep when we were together. I decided to make a 'special' chocolate just for him. I made a cherry cordial and filled it with liquid oragel instead of the sugary syrup. I gave him a couple to try and he liked all of them. Then i handed him the special one. He popped it in his mouth and started chewing it. He got this look on his face like it tasted like crap. He couldn't easily identify the taste cause the chocolate helped hide the flavor. Anyway, he walked around for a while with his entire mouth and throat numb! Lol, it was funny as hell to watch cause everyone in the room knew and were trying not to laugh!

Answer 3

I cancelled a day of school for everyone once. My school used to use the local radio station to broadcast when it was closed due to maintenance problems. I figured that the head master would phone the radio station and tell them the problem so I pretended to be him and phoned the radio station. I told the radio staff that the water pipes had burst due to the cold weather and they announced that the school was closed. The first the school new of it was when half of the students didn't turn up. They still don't know it was me as it this is the first time I've told this to anyone apart from my family. I really didn't want to risk getting expelled for it at the time.

Answer 4

In Year 8 our we got this lad to climb an acsending stack of chairs into a sky light. Then took away the two lower stacks leaving him on top of a 9ft tower. The form tutor came in at that moment and was, er, less than impressed.
We got our cummupance for it anyway but it was funny as hell and worth it at the time.

Those were the days eh...

Answer 5

I was in work 3 miles away from where I live. A colleague who lives near me phoned me in work. While we were talking she told me that she could see my friends (who live in front of me) putting up the halloween projector in their garden. She suggested that I phone them to say I could see the batman motif in the sky and were they using the projector - which was a kiddies toy by the way.
I phoned them up told them I could see batmans motif and were they doing the projector?! After putting all the staff on the phone to prove I was in work they said "right, we are going to put something different and you have to tell us what it is"
As soon as they put the phone down I rang Jules and she told me it was a pumpkin, so when my friends rang me I was able to tell them.
They were flabbergastered!!
They spent the rest of the evening positioning there childrens little plastic projector into the sky for optimum viewing.
Oh how we laughed!!
They weren't so chuffed when they found out though...

Answer 6

Me and my work colleague went to the shop at dinner to buy the lottery tickets-as well as lunch!.
When I was at the counter he went out to the pie shop and asked me to get his lucky-dips.
Once I bought them I wrote down one line of his numbers and handed his ticket to him outside.
Next morning we were all(10) sitting having a chat and a brew. I was reading the paper. I started to read the winning lottery numbers out-not really-but the ones I wrote down. Everyone started checking the syndicates numbers and their own lucky dips.
My mate said read them out again so I did. Next thing he was jumping around like a lunatic, screaming Ive won, Ive won.
Most people believed straight away he was a sure winner.
He stormed up to the gaffer and told him what he thought of him, before walking out.
It all happened so fast.
He went drinking for a few days and I lost track of him.
I rang his brother to say it was all a prank! and could he pass it on.
Months later he was a total wreck because of the prank. He couldn't face anyone and eventually moved away.
I cant wait to get the next sucker.......

Answer 7

Video the National Lotto, then go buy a ticket with the winning number. Then next week, play the video and give your mates the ticket.

Just wait and see what they do with their months wages when they think theres a million or two in the pipeline.

Answer 8

That's a good one. I was playing chess in chess club with a kid that was pretty good. It was his turn and my next move was checkmate. So he moves and puts me in check. So I just ignored it and moved my piece and said checkmate and he looked puzzled at the bored and said what the. Then I walked away as if I one. I totally got away with it. He never mentioned the fact that I had to get out of check before putting him in checkmate. He accepted it as a defeat. My philosophy was if you kill my king I kill yours. Nobody challenged it. I walked outside and was laughing.

Answer 9

My old boss would cycle to work, lean his bike on the fence, open up, then come back out for his bike. One morning he went for coffees and walked past his bike, having forgotten to bring it in. My colleague arrived and told me of this, so we went and grabbed his bike, and hid it in our staffroom. A couple of hours later I saw the boss through the fence, walking towards his house. "Where you going?" I shouted. He shouted back "man, you know how I open up and lean the bike against the fence? I forgot to bring it in and some f*cker nicked it!" "Nightmare" I said, "be lucky".Anyway, we left a message on his machine 2 days later explaining what we'd done. He had to laugh because he'd have done something similar, given the chance.

Answer 10

I once taped the spray nozle on the sink so when the water got turned on it would spray that person. But while waiting for the right person to come along I forgot, turned on the water, and I got sprayed! I guess I was the right person after all! :) HAhaha!