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Atheists are the ones who go to church when they find out they have cancer...

2006-11-29 03:24:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2 7

No that is the Seven Day Adventist. Atheists don't go to church. The Jews and Muslims go on Friday.

2006-11-29 03:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0 0

Atheists dont go to church. Jews go to a church called the synogouge on Saturday, though

2006-11-29 03:27:13 · answer #3 · answered by ניקול 4 · 0 0

Typically atheists don't go to church because they don't believe in God or Satan, (therefore why worship?). The 7th Day Adventists go to church on Saturdays.

2006-11-29 03:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by Aaron H 1 · 3 0

First of all, atheists don't attend church on any day of the week. Those that tend to worship on Satuday:
Jewish
Muslim
7th day adventist
Jehovah witness
Mormons--though I am not 100% sure about that one

The reason that we go to church on Sunday, is because it is to commemorate the day that Jesus rose from the grave. It has nothing to do with astrology. It was part of the new laws of Christianity. Jesus & the deciples did not go to worship or teach on Sunday, b/c there was no reason to-- he had not yet been risen.

2006-11-29 03:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by ricks 5 · 0 1

Possibly you mean Seventh Day Adventists. They believe in the keeping of the original Jewish Sabbath, which falls from sundown on Friday until sundown on Saturday. They therefore attend their religious services on Saturday.

2006-11-29 03:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by themom 6 · 1 0

The only place I go religiously on Saturdays is to the corner bar for the billiards tournament.

2006-11-29 03:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 2 0

Haha! Oh man, that was hilarious!! Sucks for you, though... sorry about that old boy...

the answer to your question is "BANANA."

Wow, but I do see your point... The religion of the parents is forced on their kids, and that makes the kids uneasy about attending, so they are technically but not officially Atheist.

2006-11-29 03:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1 0

well, until Y! answers I didn't think that atheist liked hanging around Christians, spiritualist,or any people who believe in anything other than themselves... boy was I wrong! they love being with us.. so they might go to church to hang out with some more cool people. who knows!

2006-11-29 03:34:29 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Poetic1♥ 5 · 1 1

Seventh Day Adventists, dear.

Most atheist do not attend regardless of the day!

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2006-11-29 03:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 0 0

No. If you're going to a church, you're not atheist.

2006-11-29 03:25:34 · answer #11 · answered by sister steph 6 · 2 0

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