most embarasing moments ............................................... n make them good!!!!?

Question

to get you started i have many:
...walking into a glass door - twice in the same day
...throwing up out of my boyfriends window
...asking my 60 year old teacher what "frig" meant n sitting down with him for about 20 minutes whilest he described it
...smacking myself in the face with a 10 foot rope - infrount of bout 50 people
you get the gist! now tel me yours!!!!

Answer 1

in the middle of a marching contest my outer layer of pants fell down...i couldn't keep them up at all. i cried for about ten minutes...then i laughed it off!

Answer 2

I finally got a date with a guy I had fancied for ages. We went for a meal and had a lovely evening. As he drove me home I started to feel really sick and so wound down his car window. Within seconds, before he could pull, over I was violently sick all down the outside of the car (and back windows).
He was a good sport though and brought me flowers the next day. (We went out for 3 years)

Another time I was asked to sing and play a harp solo at a harvest festival in a Church which was packed out. All was going well until a small girl ran over and starting peering at me through the strings. (Very off putting) Then she started to shake my music stand. I couldn't believe it, the mother didn't do anything. My music fell on the floor so I had to stop playing, pick the music up, apologise and start again.

Answer 3

Had two documents. One the weekly meeting presentation, the other some porn pictures.

Copied both of them to my Laptop and knew them exactly by their title but my idiotic friend renamed them vice versa. During the meeting, around 350 audience were present.

(By the way, this is a pharmaceutical company)

I started by saying. So, Ladies and Gentleman, due to customer complaints, we have introduced several new employee relationship method. All employees should hereafter, attend office like this and opened a picture of a naked lady, her 3 fingers into the front hole and beside a man with the stick in his hand. I didn't notice the picture and said "Hereafter, every employee should report to office, in this way". The real picture depicted of people, wearing ties which our company did not have before.

Think the embarrasing moment, I had and thereafter, even in my office, my sub-ordinates including girls used to ask "Sir, Shall I come in that outfit".

BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 4

♥ i was about 12, and walking down a really dark lane in the countryside with my cousins and our two families.
Me and my youngest cousin were a bit freaked out and then suddenly i spotted a siuloette of something. I screamed so loudly and ran screaming "its a murderer!". Everyone looked and then the siuloette went "moo..."
it was one of the scariest but funniest moments of my life.

♥ my best friend was on her big trampoline with a couple of other friends. as she was jumping she fell awkwardly and banged her knee on a bar. One of the friends ran across the garden, shouting for her mum to come and she banged straight into an "open" french window and broke her nose.

Answer 5

This happened to me 20 years ago and I still cringe thinking about it.

To cut a very long story short, I used to work with the elderly in residential care. I had to go on a lifting and handling training course.

This one particular morning I was late up and needed to go to the toilet (not for a pee!!), but was running late so I thought it best to get to work.

At work I was informed that I had to go straight in to this training session. No time to go to the toilet. The training session was full of my female colleagues (myself being the only male worker), being the only bloke there and the heaviest, the particular lifting technique being taught was practised on me. Two of my female colleagues lifted me, not as directed, and managed to part my legs, so that I was no longer able to control myself. The biggest fart that I have ever done left my body, not only was it the loudest and longest fart that I have ever done, but it was the smelliest. Lets say that I cleared the room and we all had early coffee break

Answer 6

Having my son say "I thought you said you didn't want me to eat that sh*t." When calling me from the principals office after I told him to eat in the cafeteria because he forgot his lunch. The principal was right there.
Having my 70 year old Alzheimer's patient declare to everyone in the nursing home he had money and was going to marry me because I could cure constipation.
When my son was five we were shopping in the potato chip isle and he looked at this lady and said "Whoa thats a big one".

Answer 7

Got caught having a bonk outside the police station lol,i weren't laughing then

Answer 8

pissed myself at the roulette table in an exclusive casino because I was winning and having a good time, - I thought I could hold it.
I stood up ready to walk to the toilet and I had no control at all and My white chinos turned dark in front of everyone as they got wetter and wetter...

Answer 9

Wearing items inside out...usually hungover and travelling to work
Falling over publicly,
Being sick in public
trying to breakdance
trying to sing

Answer 10

one time at school, i was sitting a final exam, and the chair i was sitting on broke, it was those old creeky wooden ones .. anyway i fell flat on my bum, and banged my head of the wall behind me, everyone stopped writing and they burst out laughing, i wanted to run out of the class but well y'know obviously i couldn't or i would have failed the final. lol