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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of
the class was squirming around, scratching his
crotch, and not paying attention. She went back
to find out what was going on. He was quite
embarrassed and whispered that he had just
recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's
office.

He was to telephone his mother and ask her what
he should do about it. He did it and returned to his
class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back
of the room.

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting
at his desk with his weenie hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.

"I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick
it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from
school."

2006-11-29 02:23:53 · 9 answers · asked by SWM 38 _4_ YOUNG GF 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

oh boy. that's reallllllllly funny..
and you could just imagine what all the other kids in class were thinking. ha

2006-11-29 03:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by banana boat 2 · 1 0

Wow, you rather botched that shaggy dog tale. Wanna hear a unclean shaggy dog tale? -a guy fell down contained in the dirt. Wanna hear a clean shaggy dog tale? -He took a bathtub with bubbles. Wanna hear a foul shaggy dog tale? -Bubbles is the guy next door.

2016-11-27 21:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

O that's good a classic situation of mis-communication.

2006-11-29 02:29:09 · answer #3 · answered by Grev 4 · 0 1

Awesome....lol

2006-11-29 02:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

This is why you must be specific with instructions (It is a funny joke)

2006-11-29 02:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thats a good one.

2006-11-29 02:37:47 · answer #6 · answered by LCee 5 · 1 0

LOL!!! I'm definitely repeating this one...thanks!

2006-11-29 03:07:19 · answer #7 · answered by circa 1980 5 · 1 0

that was a great joke

2006-11-29 03:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by byoxo77 1 · 1 0

Gosh ..............indeed this is priceless ........LOL
and thanks for sharing .......LOL : - )

2006-11-29 03:45:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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