Once there was a blonde....?

Question

who was so dumb all the other blondes noticed.....

Answer 1

Very Cute.

Blondes are stupid

Get These

Little Johnny spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant
and her contractions are only two minutes apart!

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.

"No, you idiot!" Little Johnny shouted. "This is her husband!"
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I'd like to get married..

"Daddy," said a six-year-old boy, "I'd like to get married."
"Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special in mind?"
"Yes," answered the boy. "Grandma."
"Now, wait a minute," said his father.
"You don't think I'd let you marry my mother, do you!!"
"Why not?" the boy asked. "You married mine."
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Woman in the bus

A woman holding a baby gets on a bus. The bus driver looks at them and says,
"Damn, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a shuff the woman slams her money into the farebox and goes to the
rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sees she's agitated and
asks what's wrong. "The bus driver insulted me!" she fumes.

"That's outrageous!" says the man. "He's a public servant and
shouldn't be insulting passengers."

"You 're right!" the woman says. "I think I'll go up there and give
him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," says the man. "'I'll hold your monkey."
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Everything I Need (Just a joke..)

A married couple is driving down the interstate at 55 mph with the
husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey,
I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better
lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as
he clenches his hands on the wheels.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is
doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving
faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too."

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as
she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here."

She asks, "What's that?"

The husband replies, just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've
got the airbag."
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Secret of happy life

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your
secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a
case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 2

Thats awesome!! It's like the your mamma joke for blondes. Keep em coming :)

Answer 3

So she was the Queen of the Blondes!

Answer 4

D*mn, now that's a dumb blonde!!! Well done.

Answer 5

hmmm now thats a riddle... i cant figure it out.. how could all the blondes notice??

Answer 6

funny haha

Answer 7

i feel sorry for her face

Answer 8

Good one :-)