A brain and a turd walk into a pub and ask for 2pints of lager and 2 whiskey chasers."I'm not serving you "said the barman,"why not"said the brain.
Well look at you,your out of your head and your mate is steaming....!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-29 01:50:25 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one. There's nothing I appreciate more than a good pun.
2006-11-29 02:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. That's Funny
Now Get This One
How will You think the 21st century will be, unless some thing is done
will it be like this
21st Century...
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salaries- Very less
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-29 02:04:17 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like one of those jokes where somebody dreams up the punchline first and then makes the rest of the joke to fit!
2006-11-29 02:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are turds supposed to steam??? :o
2006-11-29 01:58:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha thats very clever!! I like your style Roachy, two thumbs up...
2006-11-29 01:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-11-29 01:57:36 · answer #6 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of your head that's funny.
2006-11-29 02:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Grev 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-11-29 02:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-29 02:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.......@ out of your head bit....whats a turd...?_?
2006-11-29 02:08:15 · answer #10 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋