SING IT GIRLS!!! To the tune of I Will Survive!!!
>>> At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
>>> When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
>>> But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
>>> I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
>>> But there you are, another lie,
>>> I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
>>> I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
>>> Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
>>> jeans!
>>> Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
>>> Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
>>> Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
>>> Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> with a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>>
>>> It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
>>> When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
>>> But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
>>> Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> With a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>>
SING IT GIRLS!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
>>> When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
>>> But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
>>> I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
>>> But there you are, another lie,
>>> I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
>>> I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
>>> Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
>>> jeans!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
>>> Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
>>> Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
>>> Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> with a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>>
>>> It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
>>> When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
>>> But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
>>> Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> With a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>>
2006-11-29 01:15:11 · 16 answers · asked by biggsy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
u are bear FUNNY
post some more jokes will ya?!!!!!!!!
2006-11-29 03:00:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
2006-11-29 01:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
>>> When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
>>> But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
>>> I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
>>> But there you are, another lie,
>>> I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
>>> I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
>>> Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
>>> jeans!
>>> Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
>>> Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
>>> Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
>>> Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> with a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>>
>>> It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
>>> When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
>>> But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
>>> Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> With a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>>
SING IT GIRLS!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
>>> When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
>>> But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That
>>> I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
>>> But there you are, another lie,
>>> I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
>>> I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
>>> Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
>>> jeans!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
>>> Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
>>> Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
>>> Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> with a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>>
>>> It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
>>> When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
>>> But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
>>> Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
>>>
>>> [Chorus]
>>>
>>> I will survive! I will survive!
>>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>>> I will always have good sex,
>>> With a handful of latex!
>>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>>
2006-11-29 01:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by destiny 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The First One Is Called "Letter To Me" by Brad Paisley. The Second Song You Are Asking About Is Called "RockStar" by NickelBack. If You Want The Lyrics For "RockStar" Go To Google And Type In "RockStar, Nickelback Lyrics. Same For "Letter To Me"
2016-03-29 15:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good lord that was funny! I had the beat in my head while I was reading it and bust'n a gut at the same time. That was good! Very creative.
2006-11-29 01:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by Roll'n Bluntz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Thats the best joke on this entire site.
2006-11-29 02:46:09 · answer #6 · answered by green cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like you you post good jokes and you make me smile. Post some more
2006-11-29 01:27:11 · answer #7 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but you got the point at the end of the first chorus!
2006-11-29 01:20:51 · answer #8 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should entertain the office beatches
2006-11-29 01:27:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are my children screaming...must be my singing...OH god I hope so...they are too young!
2006-11-29 02:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋