A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, “All lawyers are assholes.”
A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take offense to that!”
The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a lawyer?”
He replies, “No, I'm an asshole.”
2006-11-29 00:35:47 · 14 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha ... very good
2006-11-29 00:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-11-29 08:45:51 · answer #2 · answered by *me* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah 10 outa 10 for that one mate !
2006-11-29 09:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor lawyers
2006-11-29 08:38:09 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, I work for a Lawyer, that is great!
2006-11-29 08:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, lol, a good one!
2006-11-29 08:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jokes ok but not ha ha funny
2006-11-29 08:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by cece2007cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you got me. I sure like it! LOL
2006-11-29 08:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well played, my friend. Well played. ^_^
2006-11-29 09:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by Masta Batang Dollar Billz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... that's cool....thanks
2006-11-29 09:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by faz_94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋