whats your biggest bedroom disater and how did you recover i ask because last night we were doing "you know what" when suddenly i lost my baance and fell off the bed there was no recovering after that the two of us just laughed for hours and i have got bruises today......i really need a laugh today so dont be shy and tell all
2006-11-29 00:19:09 · 9 answers · asked by keevy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
SEVERAL YEARS AGO, I WAS SEEING A GUY FROM OUT OF TOWN. HE WAS HERE WORKING IN MY HOME TOWN. WE WOULD MEET AT HIS MOTEL AND THIS ONE PARTICULAR NIGHT, THINGS OBVIOUSLY GOT PRETTY GOOD TO ME BECAUSE I WAS SUB-CONSCIOUSLY HOLDING ONTO THE BOTTOM OF THE HEADBOARD (ONE OF THOSE THAT JUST MOUNTS TO THE WALL) AND THE DAMN THING CAME CRASHING DOWN AND HIT MY FELLA RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES. HE WAS A REAL TROOPER THOUGH AND WE FINISHED WHAT WE HAD STARTED, BUT THE NEXT MORNING HE HAD THIS HUGE GOOSE-EGG THAT WAS THE PRETTIEST SHADE OF BLURPLE (BLUE AND PURPLE) RIGHT BETWEEN HIS EYES AND UP ONTO HIS FOREHEAD. HE COULDN'T EVEN WEAR SUNGLASSES BECAUSE THEY HIT THE SORE SPOT BETWEEN HIS EYES.
AFTER A COUPLE OF GOODY POWDERS AND A FEW LAUGHS, HE WAS FULLY RECOVERED AND READY TO TRY IT AGAIN........THIS TIME WITH THE HEADBOARD SAFELY ON THE FLOOR!!!
2006-11-29 00:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by LIPPS 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-29 22:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by cottom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once had sex in a wardrobe and it fell over onto the doors... Big solid oak thing too... Had to try and force the back off... :D
2006-11-29 00:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by Forlorn Hope 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
my husband and I were dating at the time, and we were 17. We were having sex in the garage at his house. I was on the passenger seat of his truck. He had those large tires on the truck, so when he was doing me, he had to stand on his tip toes. I was on my back, by the way. He was going to town, etc, and he accidentally slipped, and got it in my 'back door' when I least expected it. Since I wasn't expecting it, I yelled out in pain. He pulled it out, and part of the condom was still in my butt. He pulled on it more and it snapped back and his the tip of his you-know-what. He was in pain too. I started laughing and was still aching in my butt and he was on the floor keeled over.
2006-11-29 00:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't you have blue b's the rest of the night? Ouch! Sorry, let me think about it so I can try to give you a good laugh. Peace.
2006-11-29 00:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by GreyGHost29 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too embrassing to tell
2006-11-29 00:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by Don 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
P-ussy Farts, and
Once my husband farted during.... it was hysterical, but we did manage to finish up.
2006-11-29 00:34:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
doesn't sound like a disaster....sounds like you had fun....
2006-11-29 00:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's really funny !!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-29 01:19:31 · answer #9 · answered by eternity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋