Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie.
The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
2006-11-29 00:17:57 · 20 answers · asked by Kamlesh 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my gosh me and my husband are laughing our butts off! My husband gives you best joke of the decade!
2006-11-29 00:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will have confidence the genie because of the fact it giving us 3 needs, the only difficulty is which 3 needs we pick to tell the genie. nicely first, I desire for all conflict and poverty to vanish, then I desire to have a good domicile and that's it.
2016-12-10 18:17:39 · answer #2 · answered by amass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-11-29 00:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by Splishy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uncle Sams 'wish' was that the geni tell him about the wall, so Uncle Sam did not have a second wish to fill it with water, this story does not make any sense. It is probably not true.
2006-11-29 00:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by victorschool1 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha, class.
2006-11-29 00:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one keep them coming!
2006-12-01 21:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha nice one mate you made my day
2006-11-29 00:27:03 · answer #7 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow... That was good... I had heard it before but it was a while ago...
2006-11-29 00:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by thebrokenangel21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, cruel but funny.
2006-11-29 00:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by smexxiiiladiiiee47 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. Good one
2006-11-29 00:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋