Is masturbation frowned upon in Heaven?

Answer 1

As this place doesn't exist except in some people's minds, then I hardly think it's possibly to have a crafty J-Arthur there ! Therefore, it cannot be frowned upon as there is nobody there (in a place that does not exist...etc etc...) to do any frowning

Answer 2

Smart *** answer- Yes... all of the saints and souls in heaven spend their time looking down upon our hairy palms frowning until no Botox could ever straighten out their wrinkled foreheads.

Real answer- Who gives a f*c$? It's safe, healthy and feels great, so do it.

Answer 3

I will answer your question assuming you are asking if masturbation is a sin.

Masturbation is not mentioned as a sin in the bible. Lust is.

Masturbation often promotes lustful images in your mind.

There are certain words or phrases in the bible that might be talking about sexual activity such as masturbation: "uncleanness" "defiling one's body", etc.

But masturbation is never mentioned specifically.

But because it engages the mind in lustful thoughts, it is to be avoided.

Having said that, God is very merciful and compassionate and understands the struggle many many men have with the habit of masturbating.

God bless!!

Answer 4

You are mistaking a frown for an expression of pity or grief when it should be happiness and joy. Go forth and w ank your way to heaven and spread your seeds and multiply for yours is the kingdom.

Answer 5

Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Of course, I wouldn't worry about an imaginary place that doesn't exist, though if you believed in all that crap, I'm sure there is probably some passage in the bible forbidding you to shed your seed upon the ground

Answer 6

NO, that is because God, in his infinite wisdom, takes away all sexual desire and all such tempting organs that gave us pleasure on Earth. You will not be able to defecate in Heaven either, I mean really, can you picture sewage in Heaven. That will mean that eating is not possible there too, as the end result of eating is pooping and we know already that isn't going to happen, not to mention that puking is also avoided that way too. Lets see, no sex, no self pleasure, no eating, no drinking, no pooping, no peeing? I think that would be Hell.

Answer 7

Yes. It's one long masturbation-induced frown up there.

Get real. No heaven. Masturbation is neither bad nor good - but it is fun.

Answer 8

I cannot recall reading in the Bible that masturbating is a sin. So carry on and enjoy!

Answer 9

if thats the case then god will frown upon us all lol

Answer 10

why could you will desire to do this in the time of heaven? right here in the international it is only considered unclean. onan replaced into destroyed for no longer doing what god stated fairly of, spilling his seed on the floor.