When you bang your load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week ;0)
2006-11-28 23:55:36 · 22 answers · asked by f**kwit 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ah man you're so funny! this has to be the number one best joke I've ever heard! And to think they named Ronnie Barker Britain's favourite comedian... 'f**kwit*' should have won that, or at least come second.
2006-11-29 04:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by TC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The washing machine doesn't come out of the kitchen complaining about having to do the washing!
2006-11-29 08:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The machine always obeys your commands, if it is properly handled and serviced.
The woman is never predictable, even when properly taken care off. She has free will; the machine doesn't.
2006-11-29 08:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by peaceman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and you cannot switch the woman on or off like a machine!1111 hahaha funny huh
2006-11-29 07:58:07 · answer #4 · answered by Lorato m 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I thought you were going to say one has the spin cycle and the other has the minstral cycle. Well that's just my mind.
2006-11-29 08:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by Roll'n Bluntz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know but DF isa sexist pig
2006-11-29 18:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by Tyler Durden 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you didn't finish the job off properly!
2006-11-29 08:10:10 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny...but some women do not do that!
(like me)
if its a one night stand then thas it...i aint follow u around!!
2006-11-29 07:57:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's funny but please don't categorize all women as annoying stalkers because I can care less to speak to you the next day after a good bang... lol
2006-11-29 07:58:12 · answer #9 · answered by Kia 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2006-11-29 07:57:14 · answer #10 · answered by BiancaVee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋