Yucky fishing!!?

Question

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all, while the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secret is.

"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm," is the reply.

"I'm sorry, what did you say?"

"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm," the successful fisherman repeats.

"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The man spits something into his hand and says very clearly,

"You've got to keep your worms warm."

Answer 1

7/10

Answer 2

2/10

Answer 3

Nice Joke.

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"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her
operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

'You've Got Male'!

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Japanese fart

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that
when she married she was to please her husband and never
upset him.

So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese
bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down
to pick up her husband's clothes, and accidentally let out
a big fart. She looked up and said:

"Awe So sorry...excuse please, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud

WHAT A GREAT COME BACK!!!!!

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Intelligent pilot...

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical
malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and
communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the
helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it,
circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in
large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a
large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE
IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to
steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the
ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a
technically correct but completely useless answer."
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Bank -Joke

DAMN CHECKING ACCOUNT

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the
window, "I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does
not have to listen to that foul
language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem." the man says. "I just won $200 million
bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this damn
bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this ***** giving you a hard time?

BYE

Answer 4

That's hilarious and it's the best one I've heard all day! LOL! =D I bet that would even make my 60 year old mother laugh.And trust me it's hard to make an old women laugh.

Answer 5

hahaha........and where did keep his worms to be warm.....a good one...lmao