Tell us the funny things your kid says will you?

Question

eg. "Mummy. Where did I come from?"
"You came out of Mummy's Tummy Darling".
"I know that! But how did i get in?"

We were passing a cemetary and my son said "Daddy, that's where you bury yourself".......

Lovely funny stories friends. Thank you.

Answer 1

Whilst shopping in a supermarket just before Easter last year a child was throwing a strop. Mum was saying no to his requests. In the checkout queue at the top of his voice he shouted out "If you don't let me have an Easter Egg I will tell everybody I saw you kissing daddies willy last night. Needless to say I fell around laughing as did every one else the mum turned bright red and fled

Answer 2

After a recent outbreak of headlice on my youngest sons head, I spent the best part of a week coming through and searching for the little b*ggers. Anyway, at the end of the week I was washing my eldest sons hair in the bath. He is 9 - and the conversation went like this:

"Mum see when I'm grown up and I have a kid - a boy - and say he gets nits."

Wondering where this is going I just make a noncommital 'hmmmm' noise (my son is very random).

"Well" he says, "I think I'll probably do the same as you've done and comb his hair and everything. In fact............................. I'll probably just get the wife to do it"



Spoken like a true man!

Answer 3

a week ago my daughter had seen a doctor take blood from me at my antenatal of which she questioned what the red stuff was
" its blood " says my husband to her in which she replies " why is it in mummy's body?" in curious response ...my husband replies " it makes mummy go " a few weeks go by and nothing is thought about it till my husband is walking her back from school she pretends to be driving a car and asks my husbad if he is pretending to drive a car " what colour is your car daddy?" "black" he say's " my car seats are pink " she says he says a random colour and she frowns and looks at him stopping " has it got blood in it?" she asks " why would you think that?" he asks " to help it go!" she beams with a giggle of which my husband explains that blood is especially for people and that cars run on a black stuff called petrol ,

this however has not been the most funny insident with my daughter the funniest was when i was walking down to the shops with her only 3 months pregnant at the time she grins as we walk out the door " your going to pop in a minute" she says " oh no, its going to take some time first " i said,
however she comes up with a reply " of course not silly me, you have to wait till your numbers up....i really hope santa hurries up and delivers!" :S what are kids like!

Answer 4

i told her o bought her from tesco first lol, then i explained that daddy and mummy helped make a baby (no other details, shes 6), then her baby sister was in mummys tummy, thankfully she didnt ask any further questions, other than "can we take her back mummy, i dont want a sister now"?

Answer 5

My oldest told me he wanted to be a lady when he grew up. I was thinking omg sexual identity issues. Finally after a few days I asked him why.,..He said because he wanted to play the paino someday. I made sure he saw a man playing the paino so he didn't have to change genders.

Once he asked me how dead people get to heaven. I said...I don't know maybe the angels take them there. Later he told me that he figured the angels had a strap with a snap on the end of it. LOL

Answer 6

Last year,I got to meet a longtime musical hero of mine,and was eagerly showing the photos to the fellow mums at my daughter's school. One of the mums said to me,'How did you meet Gary Kemp???' As my daughter and I were leaving the playground,she looked up at me with a rather concerned look on her face and said,'Mummy...how did you EAT Gary Kemp???' It took all I had not to answer,'With a spoon,darling!'

Answer 7

My son (5) my daughter and myself are all getting baptized in a month...my son was sooooo excited when he found out that he couldn't wait to tell Grandma..but this is how he told her.."Grandma...I'm getting Baporated" lol....A couple months before that my dad needed an extension cord from inside the house, so my son goes inside and tells Grandma "Papa needs an exception cord" lol kids are so funny

Answer 8

one afternoon in the summer, my rather large aunt came to visit. When she left we noticed that the bench she had been sitting on had broken and had to get thrown out.
the next time my aunt came to visit she was told by my daughter not to sit down "mummy cant afford to replace everything u break". I had to walk out the door and leave my partner to answer the questions.

Answer 9

When my 6 year old son was about 2, he walked in to the bathroom when his dad was having a shower. He started laughing hysterically and said "Look,Daddy's willy has got a beard!"

Answer 10

I bought a new dress, and I was showing it off to my b/f. My 2 yr old daughter came into the room, she looked so shocked and asked if her mummy was a princess. I could have cried.