Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof -- the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy picked up her wand and poof -- the husband was 90.
2006-11-28 20:01:25 · 22 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It sure is an age-old joke on two counts: -
1.It was doing the rounds for a long time now, though I must add it never fails to bring a big grin to the face of those who hear it.
2. The joke is about an old guy who unwittingly gets older by a whopping 30
years. (so its about age and old)
Well you have a incredible sense of humour and have been posting some of the best jokes…I feel ‘Yahoo Answers’ should reward such talent.
2006-11-28 22:38:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-29 15:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by mccloy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart fairy
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him. The huge man glares threateningly at his neighbor, crowds the little guy so much that he's flattened against the window, and immediately falls asleep.
After the plane takes off, the little guy starts to feel a little air sick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. After a few attempts, he realizes that he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes over the little fellow. He just can't hold it in any longer and finally pukes all over the big guy's chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.
"So," the little guy says brightly, "are you feeling better now?"
2006-11-29 03:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke
Title: Worlds smallest resignation letter.
Respected Sir,
I love Your Wife..
Thank you..
2006-11-28 20:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol Never heard that before, it's thinking outside of the box
2006-11-28 20:03:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not too old
but worth the laugh
2006-11-28 20:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jakkassss......
YOU ARE THE 1 OF BEST JOKES TELLER EVER
can you tell me one thing,
where you find this all jokes. ??
2006-11-28 23:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by jimit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its gud to hear again and again that simple yet funny joke
thanx
2006-11-28 20:35:33 · answer #8 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-30 16:06:56 · answer #9 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...very feminine though...
2006-11-28 21:45:45 · answer #10 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋