2006-11-28 19:19:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sometimes people ask, if God is real, why do people get cancer? And there you have your answer -- God is a cigarette butt.
That's a question that's plagued philosophers and theologians for decades. For example, if God were the butt of a cigarette, should littering cigarette butts really be illegal? Also, if God is the butt of a cigarette, which came first, God or the cigarette? Did the cigarette design God?
Of course, none of this can be proven. Which is why we assume God, and the cosmological cigarette that rendered God, to be true.
2006-11-28 19:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you do believe that God exists then "God is everywhere" (i.e. God will be in the cigarette butt too).
If you don't believe God exists, then the word God doesn't exist, hence your question will become irrelevant.
2006-11-29 10:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a very thought provoking question, because already there are 20 answers. I haven't been able to ask a question that got that many answers. This question spiritually means a great deal to people.
2006-11-29 03:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by Scythian1950 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seems he's the butt of a thousand jokes on this forum--not a christian, but i still don't approve
2006-11-29 03:36:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That thought is almost enough to make me quit smoking!
2006-11-29 03:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by Barabas 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would be great. He would be all over the world.
2006-11-29 03:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by Amelia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats whats so great in this society ...god can be anyone or thing you want !
2006-11-29 03:20:56 · answer #7 · answered by kamsmom 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He always gets the hit first!
2006-11-29 03:22:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess you would think twice before you put Him in your mouth!
2006-11-29 03:21:25 · answer #9 · answered by Mikki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then we would know for sure when the end is nigh.
2006-11-29 03:30:35 · answer #10 · answered by ruthie a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋