A family is at the dinner table.The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
2006-11-28 19:11:16 · 15 answers · asked by vinny_the_hack 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha!! That's a good one
2006-11-28 19:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by cuttiepie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
Reminds me of the 3 kinds of turds.Mustard. custard, and you know the other one.
2006-11-29 03:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by cave dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice shot back, very funny thx for making my day!!!
2006-11-29 03:33:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one
2006-11-29 04:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one if ya got anymore send them to me by e-mail if you want to
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2006-11-29 03:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice...cool...keep it up...i prefer what the mum said.." balls are for decorations'...thats very FUNNY
2006-11-29 03:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by L_n_C_fReAk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-29 10:40:37 · answer #7 · answered by Lady De 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-29 05:04:47 · answer #8 · answered by Dawn S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should send this to your mom.
2006-11-29 03:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by help 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, very funny ....I can't say what part I like best.
I think both.
2006-11-29 03:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by davida 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋