Whats the best way to look clinically insane...?

Question

dress wise and we all know that dont count much?

Answer 1

why on earth would you want to look clinically insane lol?

Answer 2

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". (I always do this and it confuses them!)

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"run for your lives, they're loose!!"

LOL
have fun LOL

Answer 3

You're right, it doesn't count too much..because there is a thin line between genius and insanity...however, people do tend to classify you by your appearance....unkempt hair..filthy clothes, to where they stink...torn, ripped, wrinkled .....big bushy beard if you are a man,....dirt all over your face...usually a good indicator of mental illness...but,...I agree that appearance doesn't alway assure a diagnosis of clinically insane...some of the most insane people in this world have fooled even the experts...p.s...happy holidays to the thumbs down bandit LOL

Answer 4

Go out in dirty unmatched clothes and never wear shoes wherever you are even outside shuffle rather than walk and mutter to your invisible friend as though having a conversation shout things out at random such as ...we're all dead aren't we...you could try having hallucinations about snakes or spides or saying that the voices tell you what to do and you must obey the voices

Answer 5

Interstingly enough the weirder you dress the more normal you look. Basically you just look like someone trying to get attention.

If you dress normally but act weird it's far scarier.

Answer 6

The mind boggles at why anyone would want to look as though they had this distressing illness.
Perhaps you can post a foot note, explaining why you want to appear insane, I'm sure everyone who See's your question would be curious to know.

Answer 7

Be clinically insane.

Answer 8

Just dress normal

Answer 9

Unwrap a chocolate bar and let it melt in your pants. Get in front of the person who you want to convince. Take it out of your pants like you just crapped yourself and are grabbing your butt. Start eating the chocolate and smear a lot of it all over your face. Tell him/her these exact words, "I never could take the sight of her beautiful face, it smelled like baked alaska" Say this over and over again, each time repeated with a slow increase in volume. Works every time...

Answer 10

Walk around with a ........i love the conservative party badge on as they did in the 80`s and 90`s most of them should of been locked up!!!!!