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Yea, just dont put them on hold!

2006-11-28 18:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by twysty 5 · 2 1

Hmmmm... That's one question that'll probably keep me up nights, but then again at least it's more of a sadist's way of thinking.

Supposing that you work in a suicide hotline and receive a phone call on Christmas Eve, a woman... supposedly a former hooker with limited prospects to survive in this earth and just when she's about to tie the noose of the proverbial rope, she decides to call the suicide hotline to get a little 'pick-me-up' (pun intended). I guess I'll include a little case of Stockholm Syndrome to think that you'll be able to save this poor woman's life and as her undying gratitude she is willing to marry you, with all the bells and whistles you can get even after lunch, all because you're her 'guardian angel'.

Suffice to say, meeting women, especially the ones deprived of the will to live on will always be in the need to have that special someone. I mean, most men, even me, would think that women have it easy since they're the ones getting hit on. In my experience, women are just as insecure about their looks, they have their own jealous streaks and even whimper out or go for the WB (What a *****) mode when there's a much better competition strutting down towards the bar in a night club. I won't say that meeting women in a crisis or suicide hotline is the last straw because they're vulnerable and easy pickings. It's just that most gorgeous women, like a number 11 on the 1 to 10 scale, get hit on and complemented a lot, but they would want a cocky and funny guy to bust them up coz you can let them feel their attraction for you.

But hey, if you play your cards right, you not only going to save this woman from ending her life, you can also help her make that change she wanted desperately.

2006-11-29 02:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by once_a_nerd 2 · 0 0

No when people calls in to a suicide hotline they need help not someone looking for a date. the price for that date may be more than what you are willing to pay and may leave you emotionally damaged,FOREVER!!

2006-11-29 02:15:38 · answer #3 · answered by hilldog53 2 · 0 1

baby: You are working there to help people (girls) not to exploit them. Why would you want a girl with so much baggage anyways? Either, you are hard up or you are not there to help them - which? Why don't you try the city morgue?

2006-11-29 02:16:11 · answer #4 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 0 0

Yeah, a good way to meet suicidal maniacs.

2006-11-29 02:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0 1

Are you demented? The poor girls who are feeling suicidal are relying on you for HELP - not to provide a dating service for yourself! You are reeking of bad karma right now - you better be careful!

2006-11-29 02:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If that does not work for you, try funerals. They say that when people are down, sex is a stimulant. Don't you know anything you sick puppy!

2006-11-29 02:24:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jack Knauf 2 · 0 0

not if you're talking about callers. they are highly highly fragile and not to be trifled with.

if you're talking about your co-workers then go for it. there are sure to be some cool hippy chicks (who will also be hard as nails so watch out)

2006-11-29 02:16:24 · answer #8 · answered by hot.turkey 5 · 0 0

Only if you're looking for a lot of one-night stands

2006-11-29 02:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

No, that's a terrible idea. You would be taking advantage of girls when they are at their lowest.

2006-11-29 02:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by Katherine 2 · 0 1

No, because any girls you meet will be totally screwed-up.

2006-11-29 02:12:57 · answer #11 · answered by triviatm 6 · 0 1

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