2006-11-28 17:41:17 · 15 answers · asked by Joho 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in high school. question: 'Why were you late'? response: 'because the bell rang before I came in'. dumb enough to make the teacher forget to punish her.
2006-11-28 17:44:10 · answer #1 · answered by Vae 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A lecturer / teacher gives you a Computer programming assignment. For some reason can't get the program to run and then say: "It was working yesterday."
2006-11-28 17:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by vusimhl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This happened to my uncle about two months ago! My uncle was asleep(naked) with some woman (that wasn't his current girlfriend) and when the girlfriend walked into the room, unannouced, my uncle said, very nonchalantly, "Her washing machine is broken and she was using mine and then we fell asleep!"
When I heard this I just about died from laughter! How pathetic!!
2006-11-28 17:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I saw this on Someone's Question:
Anyone know any Oxymorons?
Microsoft Works.
LOL BUURRNN!
2006-11-29 13:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked my friend davey why she had my 20 dollars i had lost from yesterday in her hand and she just broke into song singin' "D-A-V-E-Y I aint got no alibi! That's ugly that's ugly!" and it distracted me enuf so she cud get away
2006-11-29 09:08:23 · answer #5 · answered by miho9000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 20:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by quijada 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when caught sleeping during office hours:
"this is in exchange for the 6 hours i dreamed about work last night!!!"
or
"people from the bloodbank said this might happen"
2006-11-28 18:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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Oh i have to do so and so and then never do what you want them to.
I stay too busy.
2006-11-28 17:46:47 · answer #8 · answered by wjb 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im not late to class im early for my next class
2006-11-28 18:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can't have sex with you today because my husband is alone with the kids
2006-11-28 17:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by al p 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋