He was a bit hammered on cheap beers. Kept sticking extra eyes and legs on the spiders, couldn't get the moon's orbit just right, and just before keeling over he said, "What the hell" and created the platypus out of spare parts. That God is a NUT!
On the 7th day he felt a bit guilty about his epic bender, so went to church.
2006-11-28 17:41:54
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answered by Anonymous
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C. G at the start, many religious fundamentalists at the moment distort the Bible at the same time as they insist that the earth change into created in six 24-hour days. (Genesis a million:3-31) this kind of view consents neither with technology nor with the Bible. in the Bible, as in universal speech, the note “day” is a versatile time period, expressing contraptions of time of various lengths. At Genesis 2:4, all six inventive days are referred to as one all-embracing “day.” The Hebrew note translated “day” in the Bible can purely advise “a lengthy time period.”6 So, there's no Biblical reason to insist that the days of creation were 24 hours each and every. through preparation otherwise, fundamentalists misrepresent the Bible.—See also 2 Peter 3:8. So, is it lifelike to believe that each and every thing in this earth change into created in six days? There are some religious communities that teach that God created each and every thing in six 24-hour days. yet that isn't any longer what the Bible says. Genesis a million:3-31 tells how God prepared the already latest earth for human habitation. It says that this transformation into finished for the time of a era of six days, despite the indisputable fact that it does no longer say that those were 24-hour days. it isn't unusual for someone to seek for suggestion from which include his “grandfather’s day,” that signifies that one’s total lifetime. So, too, the Bible usually makes use of the time period “day” to describe an prolonged era of time. (study 2 Peter 3:8.) therefore the ‘days’ of Genesis financial disaster a million might want to fairly be 1000's of years lengthy.
2016-10-07 22:53:08
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answered by ? 4
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The Bible doesn't say how long it took to create the heavens and the earth. If you look at Gen. 1:2, you will see that the earth was already in existence BEFORE the first "day" started. The creative days were huge time periods that God used to prepare the earth for human habitation. The earth could have been around for millions of years before the first creative day started.
Being immortal, why would Jehovah need to rush to do anything? God rested in the sense that he decided to pause in creating more things. He does not get tired.
2006-11-28 19:40:56
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answered by LineDancer 7
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If he/she just snapped his fingers it would be like another magic act, besides she may have thought nothing good has ever been achieved without some time involved, to get it right, and as far as does he get tired, what do you think, that keeping up with all the different ways people seek her, and all the ones on the wrong trail, then there is you and I,I am a Christian your probably an Agnostic or Catholic, and don't forget satin messing things up as much as It possibly can.To go on, we were created in god own image, maybe there were no mirrors , that had to be a difficult task, then these Mormons want multiple wife's (way to go Joe smith) steal a horse and pick up four or five wife's, and there is so so much more going on, anyone, God or no God he/she is going to get tired. Did that answer your question? if not ask God the door is always open just ask, God bless you and I meant no disrespect to you with my analogy of you OK.
2006-11-28 18:07:47
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answered by digger227 2
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Of course this is all open to human and personal interpretation.
I personally think that the days are symbolic and that we as humans need to view things in a time period and that is why the "days" were created. I mean for god I don't think that time exist, I think that the seventh day was given to us for a symbolic day of reflection. Of course my religion teacher would have a different take and my pastor a different one yet. That is what I think and I hope it helps you out.
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2006-11-28 17:45:18
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answered by AMW 2
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Well firstly, there is no god, but if there were he would only make all things inspired in an instant, but with no humans involved. Why? Because we'd just mess everything up... which is kind of coming true ironically. The christians put it this way so to explain how many days are in a week. Besides, lets look at it this way, if you know everything and are all powerful, why make anything in the first place as droll and boring as earth and it's confines? Why? Because you're bored and want to make fun of something? Because you wish to fill a world of people that have no idea, lie to each constantly, live in denial and are under the delusion that you, the almighty are listening? Uhh, no, I don't think so....lol. be well, Jack
2006-11-28 17:43:33
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answered by Anonymous
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For the same reason if it were 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or any other number of days.
2006-11-28 17:42:34
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answered by ideaquest 7
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The other side has no time, so 6 days on Earth is equivalent to a split second, if that, on the other side...to make some sort of analogy.
2006-11-28 17:43:30
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answered by Anonymous
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The bible, like most religous texts is not intended to be a literal description of historical events. The days of creation is meant to have symbolic meaning. We can't know now what the intended symbolism was, but bible scholars have spent thousands of years debating what they think the symbolism is.
2006-11-28 17:43:06
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answered by GrainOfSalt 2
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I hear he thought about it for six days, then did the whole thing in one. He works best under pressure.
2006-11-28 17:44:16
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answered by weary0918 3
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