Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
2006-11-28 17:29:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Come on lads we are not going to put up wtih this are we. Well done to you always but WE will get you back !!!!!!!
2006-11-28 20:08:46 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...I love these I have a few more to share though, they are pretty funny....
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money
Man:I'm a photographer, I've been looking for a face like your
Woman:I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for a face like yours
Man: How did you get so beautiful?
Woman:I must have been given your share
Man:I think I could make you very happy
Woman:Why? Are you leaving?
Man:Hi. Didn't we go out on a date one? Or maybe twice?
Woman:It must have been once, I never make the same mistake twice.
Man: will you go out with me?
Woman: Sorry I'm having a headache this weekend
Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman:Nothing I can't talk and laugh at the same time
Man:Your face must turn a few heads
Woman:And your face must turn a few stomachs
Man: Come on, don't be shy. Ask me out...
Woman:Ok, get out.
2006-11-29 01:11:19 · answer #2 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are SO perfect THANK YOU!!!! I hear at least 3 of those everytime I go out and I usually just laugh and think of something simple but not so clever to say. The best one for me to use is treat them like the fairy tale Rumpelstiltskin and I tell them if they can guess my name, I'll go home with them tonight. (Note: I have an incredibly different name that no one has ever heard of before me, so it's fairly easy to say that for me to suggest) You should see them run around like desperate idiots asking everyone in the bar if they know my name! So funny!!! Anyway good ones totally love them!!!
2006-11-28 17:42:25 · answer #3 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Already tried a few male comebacks, Brent S but yahoo said they were sexist and docked me 10 points, seems only women are allowed to poke fun at men (must be insecurity)
2006-11-28 21:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by chris g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mediocre
2006-11-29 01:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great,
A very very classy sense of humour,
wish u were my wife, for many reasons, one is that
and I would be called
That Dudes whos always laughing,
2006-11-28 18:03:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-28 17:32:04 · answer #7 · answered by J T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones haven't heard these before, I'm gonna use these!
2006-11-29 02:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Lady De 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha , ha. I just had to copy and paste and send them on to a friend, I just hope I can remember them when needed!!!!
2006-11-28 17:49:18 · answer #9 · answered by fbbfh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one.. it was great
2006-11-28 17:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋