Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this . I gotta go home and screw the cat."
2006-11-28 17:22:50 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is damn good keep them going i love them.
2006-11-28 17:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mighty Funny!
2006-11-28 17:25:44 · answer #2 · answered by veggiepark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke was funny. The last mouse what the mighty one.
2006-11-28 17:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by giya_98 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, the cat is looking for a hideout!!!
2006-11-28 18:44:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
got me laughing ,certainly know how to wake people in the morning lol very funny
2006-11-28 18:58:10 · answer #5 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing..
2006-11-29 01:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome...one of your best yet, and it had me lauging out loud, its already on my e mail circulation...thanks and keep it going, you got talent
2006-11-28 20:04:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
call me mighty mouse i love my puxxies
2006-11-28 19:53:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha...that's genius! I wasn't expecting that. Two thumbs up from me!!
2006-11-29 00:39:42 · answer #9 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, you a funny one
2006-11-28 19:16:21 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋