The menu would include the "Crucifixion Crust" which would utilize a special type of yeast, so that it starts out as deep-dish,1 hour later becomes a thin crust by becoming flat(similar to unleavened bread), then 3 days later rises again. The topping choices would include "Mohammed Mozzarella", "St. Peter Pepperoni", Heavenly Jalapeno", "Kosher Canadian Bacon","Salvation Salami", "Onan Olives", Messiah Mushroom", "Prophetic Parmesan" and "Apostle Anchovies", for beverages we'll serve coke or pepsi products which we'll transform into wine if you change your mind. We also guarantee delivery instantly or you get a miracle free. I'm thinking of naming it "Jesus Pizzaria".Can I expect you at the Grand Opening?
2006-11-28 17:02:42 · 6 answers · asked by Lee K 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Weird, Satan, one time I consecrated a bowl of rice crispies and then gave them to my dog,"Give not that which is holy unto the
dogs"? F*uck that!
2006-11-28 17:42:18 · update #1
YUMMYGOOD: Why thank you, you're not so bad yourself.
2006-11-28 22:34:52 · update #2
Seriously, I had a friend who was in seminary school, and one day he was visiting with me and our buddies when we ordered out for some Pizza and beer. It started as a joke, but being all Catholics at the time, we simulated Communion using the Pizza as the host and the beer as the blood. Just as we started out, a weird feeling came over us all, and the joke stopped and we performed the communion together taking it very seriously.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
2006-11-28 17:24:47 · answer #1 · answered by Satan Lord of Flames 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That isn't funny if you were meaning to be funny. Anywayz, I looooooooove Italian!! Ballisimo!!!
2006-11-28 17:05:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, claps
2006-11-28 17:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't eat Pizza it's to fattening
2006-11-28 17:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick puppy.
2006-11-28 20:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thanks. I try to avoid blasphemy with my meals. :)
2006-11-28 17:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by drshorty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋