A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked
if
she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
East. See
this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and
I
want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It
will
bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after
being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good!
I
don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, hard
working, with a good education and a successful profession, accepts and respeaccepts
and
respects me for who I am, is sensitive and willing to talk and listen,
>likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, adores me and is great
in
bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time,
and
is absolutely faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that damn map again."
2006-11-28 16:37:00 · 9 answers · asked by miki 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, that's a good one!
Sigh . . . are there really any men out there like that?
2006-11-28 17:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We have a Diaper Genie II (not the Elite) and LOVE it. It's much better than the original that was hard to load, never worked right and had expensive refills. The only difference between the DG II and the DG Elite (that I can tell) is the peddle that opens the lid but the DG II is easily opened with one hand so I don't really see the point of the peddle. The Diaper Genie II is only about $20 to $25 and the refills are only about $5 (only need 1 to 2 a month). It's not 100% smell-free but it's better than a regular trash can and takes up much less space. It was completely worth the money in my opinion.
2016-05-23 01:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't think I have the perfect man but he's perfect for me! But yes a man that does all those things is definetly harder to come by than peace in the middle east. Good one!!! LOL LWOL LMAO and those acronyms that mean I'm falling out of my chair with laughter!!!
2006-11-28 18:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...And whoever thought that peace in the Middle East would be easier to come by than a good man? Great joke!
2006-11-28 16:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... good joke... hahaha
btw i agree with the genie... its easier to stop the war than find the perfect man.. lol
2006-11-28 16:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see that damn map again."
LMAO!!
2006-11-28 16:59:36 · answer #6 · answered by vejgeta22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! LMAO!!! That just goes to show, the perfect man is never going to be found! Dang! Oh well! Thanks for sharing that! I will pass it on! Funny!
2006-11-28 16:41:41 · answer #7 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love this joke,but peace we never see with Arab world,but men you can find like that if you play your cards right, we teach men how to treat us,,,,,,,,,LOL,,,,,,
2006-11-28 17:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ~ bravo!
2006-11-28 16:42:30 · answer #9 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋