well i want to do jokes but i dont which to do can u give me one
2006-11-28 16:18:21 · 6 answers · asked by MARIA R 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of a** that will bring a tear to your eye.
Watch it with that one if you use it in the wrong setting, wrong situation, or the wrong time or around the wrong people it can be considered sexual harrassment nowadays.. so be careful and wise of your surroundings!
2006-11-28 17:10:24 · answer #1 · answered by carebearashee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
>>>Slightly Rated<<<
A lil' girl is walkin' down the road when she meets a group of boys. Being the cheeky little brats they are, they tell her, "If you climb this tree we'll buy you an ice-cream."
So she agrees and after doing so, she gets her promised cone of ice-cream.
When she reaches home, she tells her mother about the incident.
Upon hearing the story the mother replies, "You stupid girl! They did that just to see your panty."
The girl replies, "Don't worry mom...i took it off."
2006-11-28 18:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Joseph and Mary never cease to amaze me, you know!! I mean - the Bible says Jesus was born in the stable because there was no more room in the Inn - Don't they know that Christmas is such a busy period - Why didn't they book a room in advance.
2006-11-28 18:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by vusimhl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny jokes are about timing and real life situations.
Myself im blonde so i tell really funny dumb blonde jokes!!!
2006-11-28 16:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by lysrider 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If doctors play golf on their days off, do pediatricians play miniature golf?
Sorry......that's the best I can do this time of night.
2006-11-28 16:52:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How about did you hear the jokester that didn't have good grammer? I didn't either till now! Thanks for sharing!
2006-11-28 16:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋