You Live In...? just a JOKE :D?

Question

You live in California when ...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive to your neighborhood block party.
6. Someone asks you how far away something is; you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

You live in New York when...

1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty.
3. You can get into a 4-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature."
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You live in Alaska when . . .

1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.

You live in the Deep South when . . .

1. You get a movie and bait in the same store.
2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After fifteen years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names.

You live in Colorado when . . .

1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, and he stops at the Day Care Center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a ponytail.

You live in the Midwest when . . .

1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different! "

You live in Florida when...

1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

Answer 1

lolol i ive in california, the bay area. and yes the fastest commute is downt the drive way for most people!! artichokes are very tasty =)

and yes it is waayyy to expensive to live here! let alone move out. im 19 and still live with my mom. most poeple are in their 20's who go to school still live with their parents since rent is $1200+ a months for a 1 to 2 bedroom apartment! thats just ridiculous!


funny though =)

Answer 2

Brilliant most 8-10 some 7/10, I've got one for you.... A man tells his doctor his wife hasn’t wanted sex for months, and the doctor suggests a consultation with her. so the wife comes into surgery and tells the doctor: ‘Every morning, i take a cab to work. I never have any cash on me, and the driver always ask: ‘So, are you going to pay today, or what?’ And i take the ‘Or what’ option. ‘That means I’m late getting to work, where the boss asks me: ‘So, are we going to make a note of your poor time-keeping, or what?’ And I take the ‘or what’. ‘So by the time i get home, I’m tired out and i don’t want any more sex.’ The doctor pauses then asks: ‘So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?’

Answer 3

you live in Wisconsin when
it is 65 degrees one day and 34 degrees the next and snowing!

Answer 4

Ha! I got an e-mail like this once!

Answer 5

the california one is the best

Answer 6

New York and Florida were good :-)

Answer 7

hahaha =)