A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, 'Is this guy blind, or what?'
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that I will charge you with rape," says the woman.
"I didn't even touch you," replies the sheriff.
"Yes, that's true....but you have all the equipment."
2006-11-28 15:49:26 · 7 answers · asked by Crazy in love 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2006-11-28 15:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by atcranes 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I gotta remember that one for a friend lmao
2006-11-28 23:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by Kara B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfaooooooo, loved it, thumbs up
2006-11-28 23:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that wasnt funny
2006-11-28 23:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by stupadasso2006 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
2006-11-28 23:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by javaluv2002 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is so funny! I have never heard this one, and thanks to you, all my friends will! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-29 00:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2006-11-29 00:28:55 · answer #7 · answered by vejgeta22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋