Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFC's and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in? "Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do."
God then turns to Bill Gates who was staring at him idignantly. God asked,"whats your problem Bill Gates." Bill responded,"I think your sitting in my chair."
2006-11-28 15:19:55 · 9 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i hope bill dosent read this,or im screwed
2006-11-28 21:09:02 · update #1
Happy Clown, I loved it. I can imagine what God would do to Bill tho. lol
2006-11-29 19:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hella funny,
Bill Gates is a G!!!!
2006-11-28 23:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by evilgurl1one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO FUNNY!! 10/10 thumbs up for you!! TY!
2006-11-28 23:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by javaluv2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-28 23:33:13 · answer #4 · answered by Nastassia T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-29 00:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by stupadasso2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooo....thats a good one, i give it a thumbs up
2006-11-28 23:23:45 · answer #6 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
herr RA!
definition: Hell ya!
2006-11-28 23:32:30 · answer #7 · answered by aeseeke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked that joke
2006-11-28 23:24:32 · answer #8 · answered by teagan d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE !!!
2006-11-28 23:22:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋