Dammit! Now how am I going to wash myself of all sins? Curse you, truth-bearing atheist! I will continue to follow my ignorant, dogmatic, and hypocritical religion, and there ain't nothing you can do to stop me!
LOL, I'm a christian, but its funny to see conservatives get their *** kicked by reason, whether by left-wing christians, agnostics, or atheists.
2006-11-28 15:05:29
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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That's not a question. However, you've gotta figure that seeing as water is so important to our survival perhaps all water is holy, magical, special, etc. We should definitely treat water like it is sacred because we really need it. Holy water is just a waste of water anyway though.
2006-11-28 15:06:13
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answered by AJ F 3
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certain rather yet additionally they provide you with a caution now to not drink too a lot holy water because then you definitely may awaken and your sheets will appear like the gay and lesbian community's flag. They frown upon that sorta stuff.
2016-11-27 20:18:14
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answered by ? 4
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How interesting it is, any kind of religious question and all theists show up trying to discredit someone else's beliefs. Why the interest if there is no God ? can't you find a site where you can enjoy your misery with other 'theists. Oh well perhaps you might learn something here so read on O' critic.
2006-11-28 15:12:38
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answered by Steiner 6
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Nice wand, I love the color. But it won't work. High magic is more powerful than low magic.
2006-11-28 15:07:32
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answered by tonks_op 7
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JOHN THE BAPTIST BAPTIZED WITH WATER, BUT THE BAPTISM OF THE HOLY GHOST IS EVEN MORE POWERFUL. WHAT KIND OF WAND ARE YOU GONNA USE FOR THAT ONE, SATAN? THE POINT IS...
JESUS LOVES YOU AND THERE AIN'T NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. HE TOOK A STRIPE FOR EVERY SICKNESS INCLUDING SOUL SICKNESSES. HE STILL CAME AND DIED FOR ALL OF OUR SINS.
2006-11-28 15:15:18
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answered by jack0120032004 3
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Haw! I wrapped my holy water bottle in a tortilla. It's spaghetti-proof!
2006-11-28 15:14:43
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answered by skepsis 7
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Isn't "magic atheist wand" rather contradictory?
2006-11-28 15:12:12
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answered by Anonymous
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thats really funny you know, thinking that you had that kind of power.
Well you dont.
So if you ever want to pull your head out of your "self holy" **** then maybe you'd realize that you arnt the highest power in your life or anyone elses, you self loving egotistical atheist.
2006-11-28 15:12:24
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answered by hewwy12 1
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Praise the Lard!
2006-11-28 15:04:29
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answered by Violante 5
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