i have a few friends i like to joke around with, and whenever i say something like "you're so dumb!" they say "your FACE is dumb!" (but in a jokey way, of course, not in a mean way).
what is a good comeback for something like that?
plus, any other comebacks you might have.
2006-11-28 14:29:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
something easy and quick to say, but will astound
2006-11-28 14:34:41 · update #1
well, you can always go with the classic "Yo momma......." but then you could say " At least it looks smart around your's" there are many more. let's say someone says you're stupid. Here again "Yo momma" would work. but then you could say " I may be dumb but I look like fricking Einstien compared to you. There are many many more that you will discover when your skills in comebacks progress. You will also come up with you're own, so don't worry, something will always work. But, if you want to be a "BIGGER PERSON" then you can say something like, sure you keep thinking that. The list is endless so use what yo want. Good Luck
2006-11-28 14:37:55 · answer #1 · answered by kylekincaid13 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your dumb AND your mother makes you wear funny shoes.
OR
Just my FACE?? you are dumb all over.
OR
No not dumb, smart, something you know nothing about, so whose dumb?
OR
I may be dumb now but I will be smart when I finish school, but you will still be UGLY
2006-11-28 14:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
At least its only my face thats dumb.(say it sarcastically, meaning look whos talking.)
2006-11-28 14:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When they say your face is dumb say: I know your face is dumb,Wow you make me look smart!
2006-11-28 14:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't Call Us!
We'll Call You!
Infact leave your Number,and we'll make a point of NOT getting back to You!
2006-11-28 14:34:13 · answer #5 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your face looks like my fist went in your eye...
2006-11-28 16:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when they say your face is dumb just say
"yeah but my a*s is smart."
2006-11-28 14:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by schmoopie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
raise your eyebrows and say "look who's talking!"
always works :0)
2006-11-28 14:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the kinda girl who wont put up with your $hit
2016-05-23 00:04:53 · answer #9 · answered by Charmaine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that your face or did your neck throw up
2006-11-28 14:43:23 · answer #10 · answered by Kyle N 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋