He can't swim so the Rio Grande is out of question.
Can someone give me contact information(phone #, email, something) of someone who can transport him across the border?
Thanks in advance.
2006-11-28 14:07:27 · 16 answers · asked by qwerty2143 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
In to Mexico I assume you mean?
Ah, I think Grey Hound goes down a way into Mexico.
Maybe not. Whatever.
Sorry, can't help on this one. He'll have to climb the wall himself but I hear the INS guys don't stop folks going INTO Mexico.
Tell him to look out for the drug cartel guys though.
They may mistake him for a border patrol agent and shoot him.
Tell him to wear a Mexican flag with an upside down American flag on his "T" shirt.
Whatever he does, don't let him speak any English. It'll blow his cover.
2006-11-28 14:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pray to god you are actually ICE enforcement doing your job, but of course your not because not one dfw company has been busted yet..so just read the study about how 100% of the time, when undercover agents tried to pass through the texas border by walking into the checkpoint...the agents didnt catch the illegal documents. There is a huge mall in texas (outside fort worth) called la gran plaza off hwy 35 and seminary street. They sale fake documents for about 50.00. Its located in the mini shop area across from the pharmacy store (CVS or walgreens). Best to go late at night. dont worry about the security guys..they are there so no gringos bother you. The US government has all sorts of agencies there too to help out illegals.
2006-11-28 22:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by circusdejojo 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Look up ICE under Homeland Security.
2006-11-28 22:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by The Hell With This Constitution 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Have Gun will Travel" is his card. Contact him at Lou's cantina in Corpus Christi,Tx. His name is Joaquin Ledesma.People call him" Jackie "your favorito Coyo-te.
2006-11-28 22:30:09 · answer #4 · answered by CC Moody Trojans 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jambi, I thought that was 50 Cent's phone number. :)
2006-11-28 22:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pull him across on an inner tube... its been done
2006-11-28 22:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about you pay him a visit instead ?
2006-11-29 01:00:56 · answer #7 · answered by caciansf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the minutemen along the border, they will help you out.
2006-11-28 22:14:19 · answer #8 · answered by Chicken Jones 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Haha! Watch all the redneck beasts jump on you now!
2006-11-28 22:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
These people will have the answer
www.uscis.gov
2006-11-28 22:33:24 · answer #10 · answered by booktender 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋