Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord...
"God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
"Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
2006-11-28 13:36:41 · 41 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT'S GOOD...
you don't ask GOD for money, you have to work for it....
GOD don't give what your wants, but HE provide your needs!!!!
2006-11-28 17:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid nah, nah, nah.
Funny Ha, Ha, Ha.
Fantastic Dharshi…
I really loved it Honey!
In the Lord’s terms…
Your joke is worth a penny.
2006-11-28 17:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute Joke
2006-11-28 13:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by jjust wondering 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!God is telling him to wait a mintute so that's a million years for Einstein!
2006-11-28 14:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by 2cute2handle♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i love it as the bible says ask and ye shall receive it may not be what you exactly wanted though I'll take the minute instead of the penny myself ( as long as I stay this age)LOL
hope you don't mind I just shared it with my whole address book
2006-11-28 22:06:01 · answer #5 · answered by katlady927 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. simply superb and a great joke. very humorous. lol. loved that. the best i have heard till now. seriously loved it much more than mine. cool. u get a thumbs up and rating is outstanding anything that is countless and beyond the highest number. keep posting. loved it.
2006-11-28 19:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by anitha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha yes it is because the Lord is saying he can have a penny in a million years
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
xcept its making fun of God sort of
2006-11-28 13:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by Cayleen O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh snap! Lol OMG I get it,oh hell naw Einstein tried to outsmart god and god outsmarted his *** ! ! lol,omg I actually get it,that was actually good! Einstein got tricked by god! He tryna get money. I loved it!
2006-11-28 14:38:36 · answer #8 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
einstein was scared of heights
2006-11-28 14:19:36 · answer #9 · answered by robsbc2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decent! Great joke of the day!
2006-11-28 18:52:18 · answer #10 · answered by Kanchi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋