A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"&&** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse poop all over her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse poop from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a mighty good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
2006-11-28 13:06:54 · 36 answers · asked by Dharshi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!! oh man that's just sick!! but FUNNY!!
2006-11-28 13:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by c h u r r o 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Another scintillating joke from you,
Worth a couple of the Lord’s pennies too!
I am just loving it!!!
2006-11-28 17:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one. I keep running into 7's today. Not bad.
2006-11-28 13:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent...
2006-11-28 21:53:43 · answer #4 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it alot. 10/10
2006-11-28 13:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie.
2006-11-28 13:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by ruby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dat was a good one ha ha ah.
2006-11-28 13:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by Qui 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWSOME! THE BEST JOKE I READ OR HEARD TODAY!!
(and i have read quite a few of them)
2006-11-28 13:24:25 · answer #8 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dat wuz funny
2006-11-28 13:14:35 · answer #9 · answered by shygurl_193 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this joke is a pretty good and funny one..........hahahaha
I would not say:'"&&** off!"
2006-11-28 16:22:32 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋