An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
2006-11-28 13:05:18 · 14 answers · asked by phallicasm 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
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2006-11-30 14:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by WriteAndWrong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is difficult to answer since the englishman after having problems in his country, he decided to change his place to live and conquered USA, many "cheyennes" were killed so...
The frenchman also wanted to conquer all Europe so maybe Napoleon and his followers wasn't happy enough with his country.
The american is a mixture of many people of many places so maybe he is the last one that you should consider as a country lover since his "country" is a mixture from many places.
Maybe the mexican if decides to live in his own country and doesn't want to have any european signs would be the most country lover, wouldn't he?
2006-11-28 21:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by careduro 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
An Arab terrorist, a Mexican illegal and a Texas cowboy are all sitting around having drinks in a bar.
They all get a bit of a buzz going and the Arab throws his empty shot glass into the air and fires at it numerous times with his AK47 but misses. The glass hits the ground and breaks. The drunken Arab says, "Hey, we got so much sand in my country to make glasses with we don't need to use the glasses more than once. So we just break em' on the ground."
The Mexican caballero (happens to be an illegal) throws his glass in the air and shoots numerous times and misses but with his final shot, he hits the glass and breaks it. He then sputters out in broken English, "In Mexico, we got so much cheap labor making glasses, we don't need to use them more than once either."
The Texan cooly stands up, tosses his whisky down his throat and gently sets his shot glass carefully on the bar and then draws his gun and turns to the Arab terrorist and Mexican illegal and shoots each of them dead, one shot for each.
Then he drawls over his shoulder to the bar keep who has been watching in fascination, " In my country, we got so many terrorists and illegal Mexicans, we don't have to drink with any of them more than once ....."
This is a tasteless joke and I present it with humor and no malice of a violent intent to any race, color or creed. It is just sick humor and relative to the question asked herein.
2006-11-28 22:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Another version of the story, a Filipino volunteered and shouted, " Mabuhay ang Pilipinas" but he pushed an American out.
2006-11-28 21:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
texas used to be a part of mexico...if you can grab a mexican and put it out then you are superman...superman doesn`tt exist so im from mexico and the only thing you can grab is my deek
2006-11-28 21:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by torny joe 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Isn't there a jokes forum for this kind of thing? Yes, there is, USE it.
(Texas isn't a country anymore, did ya know that?)
2006-11-28 21:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by xenypoo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am glad to see we are having lighthearted fun...this is cute.
2006-11-28 23:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that sounds like a joke an American jingoist would tell.
2006-11-28 21:08:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow your a moron,but an above average anti,
2006-11-28 21:11:47 · answer #9 · answered by glenn 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
you wrote Kramer comedy act!!!
2006-11-28 21:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋