i have a book with yo mama jokes i love that show i need some more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~missy
2006-11-28 13:02:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http://www.mommajoke.com/
2006-11-28 13:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on the skate board Yo mama yelled get off the family car.
2006-11-28 13:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by Cindy F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so dumb she's the definition of it.
yo mama so ugly she makes girls wanna dat beavis and butthead.
yo mam so fat she tried to squeeze through the door and tripped and made a earthquake! Yo mama so fat she got on the airplane and it couldn't go up!
yo mama so stupid she looked at the stop sign and said it was purple.
I tried my best but I should get 10 points for making my own jokes!!!!!
2006-11-28 14:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so ugly she made onions cry
Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says to be continued...
Yo momma is so heavy that when she sat down she created a driveway
Yo momma is so poor she doesnt know what 50 cent is and I am not talking about the rapper
Yo momma so heavy when she sat down on a rainbow skittles come out
2006-11-28 13:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by Kayli (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamas so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
Yo mamas so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mamas so old when I told her to act her age she died
Yo mamas so ugly she makes blind chidren cry
Yo mamas so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her parents.
2006-11-30 19:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by Katzeyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick others finger's, how's that?
2006-11-28 13:06:04 · answer #6 · answered by RuneDragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so old she farts dust.
Yo momma so old she has moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so fat greenpeace sent her back to sea.
Yo momma so ugly the elephant man laughed at her,
Yo momma so stupid she thought a dilldo was used as a back massager.
2006-11-29 17:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by Wasabi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so hairy her nipples have afros!
2006-11-28 17:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by vejgeta22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat that she can't even hide behind you!
oohhh burn!
You get to insult them and their momma at the same time.
2006-11-28 13:13:45 · answer #9 · answered by I like skushies! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat, when she steps onto the scales she tells everyone "That's my phone number!"
2006-11-28 13:31:07 · answer #10 · answered by Roxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so big she jumped in the pacific ocean and created a second tsunami in 3 years!!! in fact yo momma created the first one too!!!
yo momma is so dumb she wanted to jump over 30 hurdles, and when she got to the 29th one, she remembered that she forgot to get her purse and turned around and jumped them again
2006-11-28 13:19:08 · answer #11 · answered by Katie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋