there is this kid that i cant stand and well i wanna say yo momma jokes to him because he always seems to get ticked off by that so list me the best you got! thanks
2006-11-28 12:39:38 · 7 answers · asked by Que Pasa Mufasa? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mamma's so fat, after we finished making love I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.
2006-11-28 13:26:40 · answer #1 · answered by CJBig 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's pits are so hairy that she looks like she has buck wheat in the head lock. Yo momma is so fat that she jumped on a rainbow and made skittles. Your mommas is so fat that when she jumped on the trampoline, she fell right threw hell. Yo momma so ugly, even Rice Krispies wont talk to her. Yo momma so ugly, she has to tie a steak around her neck so the dogs will play with her.
2006-11-28 20:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupied she saw a sign that said disney world left. so she went back home.
2006-11-28 20:47:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ur momma so stupid, she threw a rock to da ground and missed
ur momma so fat wen she tried to swim in da gulf of mexico, she farted and caused hurricane katrina!!
ur momma so ugly...jus look at u!!
2006-11-28 20:41:55 · answer #4 · answered by Curious Georgia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so stuoid when she went to go get a donut she returnrd it b-cuz it had a hole in it.
2006-11-28 20:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by VICTORIA r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch yo mamma
that got good stuff there!!
2006-11-28 20:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by phccchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ahajokes.com
This site has the best jokes. I wish u the best of luck.
2006-11-28 20:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by QJ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋