...Oh dear Flying Spaghetti Monster in heaven, plz help those lost souls.
2006-11-28 12:36:45 · 17 answers · asked by Poo 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I agree, he does exist. It says so in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And how do I know that that book is correct? Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster says so.
RAmen!
2006-11-28 12:39:35 · answer #1 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe so many people aren't getting the Flying Spaghetti Monster thing. Myself, I'm more a fan of the invisible pink unicorn.
2006-11-28 21:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed! I would say that any person who claims to be an atheist needs no proof. I know I can't fly and I won't waste time having others argue that I can. Makes no sense and is a waste of time. An atheist who needs proof is an atheist who isn't so sure...
2006-11-28 21:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by givmiabrk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
because the burden of proof falls on those making the positive claim. It is impossible to disprove any negative.
You cant prove that i cant jump 14 meters. Yet you wouldnt accept that if i said it. you would ask me for proof.
2006-11-28 20:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by locomexican89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right, ah I am confused, firslty you insult people and then I find out your not Christian. I should be happy, concerned, sad...
FSM, should have a more exciting place to reside than something called Heaven. Why is FSM concerned about souls?
2006-11-28 20:42:05 · answer #5 · answered by Abbasangel 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You would demand proof if I told you that eating frozen yogurt makes me invisible, but you couldn't disprove it.
2006-11-28 21:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by gloryntheflower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We don't have to disprove "him" or "her" or "it" anymore that they have to disprove Santa Clause (assuming they don't believe in him). They accept his nonexistence as fact, because no one can prove that he is real. That is how I feel about gods of all kinds.
And don't call me dumb, I am not. :-)
2006-11-28 20:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by N 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I typically reply with the fact that one can't "disprove" that an invisible Santa Claus and magic gnomes aren't hiding under my back deck..........but it doesn't mean that it is equally valid for one to say that they are.
2006-11-28 20:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heh heh... yeah... it takes a pretty desperate soul to deny the existence of the FSM.
2006-11-28 20:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The atheists will all be boiled, strained, and then served with a tomato basil sauce to the DEVIL when they die... they deny their TRUE SALVATION by denying the Touch of His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen.
2006-11-28 20:41:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋