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I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harrasement or possibly assualt?

2006-11-28 12:36:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

17 answers

No. I Rock. And Jar Jar Binks is a retard.

2006-11-28 12:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by Toddzilla SoCal 4 · 3 0

You've been at this Jar Jar Binks crap for a while. You are obviously looking for some kind of confirmation that this is all normal. You are just trying to get attention because you have nothing real in your life and if you really went around doing this sort of crap you would have far less time to waste getting people on the internet to think your funny. Piss off and get a life!

2006-11-28 20:40:50 · answer #2 · answered by djtanybee 2 · 1 0

If you want to go around with a costume, I'm okay with that, but... couldn't you choose something that was no Jar Jar Binks? Mostly people think he's annoying as hell!

2006-11-28 20:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by GN 3 · 0 0

Na...not to worry. They wont sue you but will probably refer you to the Institute of Mental Health. Just dont forget to take your medication n pls pls pls do go for the check-ups regularly.

2006-11-28 20:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by Bear 3 · 1 0

Do that and they can sue you for a number of things to.....I know you had good intentions but you were destroying property and the entertainment wasnt solicited either.

2006-11-28 20:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by wittlewabbit 6 · 1 0

NO YOU CAN'T SUE BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU WERE ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT , THEY JUST DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU THIS . BUT IT IS HIS RIGHT TO ASK YOU LEAVE AND NOT RETURN , TRY GROWING UP ! STOP ACTING AS THOUGH PEOPLE THINK YOUR FUNNY WHEN YOUR ACTING LIKE A BOOB AND DUMB - *** .

2006-11-28 20:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU 3 · 2 0

harrassment? no, not a chance. assault? if you were hurt, maybe. but, they're counter claim will be disorderly conduct and loittering so I'd just stay at home next time.

2006-11-28 20:39:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I love it and wish you would come around where I live with some of your sense of humor....

2006-11-28 20:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by sexton 6 · 1 0

I dont know about better but if thats true you definately have more guts

2006-11-28 20:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by cassiepiehoney 6 · 1 0

Sounds like you may have ADD

2006-11-28 20:39:54 · answer #10 · answered by spidercents123 3 · 2 0

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