How do you know when a blonde has been on your PC?
There's Tippex on the screen
Why are blondes not allowed out of work at lunchtime?
Coz it takes too long to re-train them
2006-11-28 11:33:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
liked them lol
hows this one;
Blonde sets herself on fire with her ghd's, she calls the fire brigade,
"help! help!, I've set my house on fire"
"All-right dear, try to stay calm, what's ur address?"
"I'm not wearing a dress I'm in my bath robe?"
"You've misunderstood me dear, where do you live?"
"I told u already, in a house and it's burning, can u stop with the chit chat and send someone quick"
"Ok sweetheart, for the last time, how do we get there?"
"DUH, HELLOOO, in the big red shiny thing!!!!!!!!"
2006-11-28 11:53:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhaaaha, i like the first one!!
How bout these: (and Im blonde before I get shouted at!)
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they never met.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't fetch a beer from the fridge.
:-)
2006-11-28 11:38:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE !!! CUTE !!!
BUT YOU MIGHT TELL EVERYONE WHAT "TIPPEX" IS !!!
Tipp-Ex is a brand of correction fluid and other related products that is popular throughout Europe.
2006-11-28 11:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i imagine it sounded better ideal on your thoughts. To me, it did not make a lot experience. I understood it, yet something change into incorrect. it really is puzzling to describe. it really is amazingly sturdy if it in straight forward words took 2 seconds.
2016-10-07 22:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blond jokes are just recycled politically correct jokes that Irish people were the butt of 20 years ago, get a life and get some material of your own.
2006-11-28 11:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The second one is very funny
2006-11-28 11:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the 2nd one
2006-11-28 11:39:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those jokes wernt funny sorry but dont quit your day job
2006-11-28 11:52:58 · answer #8 · answered by ***** K K ***** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get the first one,
and the second is not funny.
Sorry.
2006-11-28 11:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
2nd one is funny
2006-11-28 19:29:24 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋