2006-11-28 11:33:01 · 9 answers · asked by Tights Face 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Got this from Chris W:
St Peter at the pearly gates waiting for the incoming says to Jesus "i have to go on an errand, "would you mind the gates for me.Ask a few questions to find out if they are worthy to come in or not"
Ok thought Jesus, how hard can it be
Straight away an old man turns up." What did you do in life"? asks Jesus
" Oh i was a Carpenter". said the man.
"Yes and i had a son,"
"You had a son" said Jesus
Yes" said the man "but we lost him
"You lost him.said Jesus, "You lost your son"
Yes" said the old man" but he had holes in his hands and feet".
"Father" said Jesus.....
"Pinnocchio."...
2006-11-28 11:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. Later, as they were cuddling, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So he asked her, "What's the matter, baby?"
Pinocchio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, "You're probably the best guy I've ever met, but every time we make love, you give me splinters."
This remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto. When Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto could tell something was bothering Pinocchio, and asked him what was the matter. As Pinocchio revealed his dilemma, Gepetto searched up and down for a solution. Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might be able to "smooth" out Pinocchio's relationship with his girlfriend.
Pinocchio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way.
Gepetto had not heard from Pinocchio for a while and therefore assumed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinocchio's problems.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio. When he saw Pinocchio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had in stock, Gepetto remarked, "So Pinocchio, things must be going pretty damn good with the girls."
To which Pinocchio replied, "GIRLS? WHO NEED GIRLS???"
2006-11-28 11:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by vallotus 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 11:57:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was Snow whwite suspended from disney land?
she got on pinocchios nose and said ..tell a lie,tell the truth,tell a lie,tell he truth
2006-11-28 11:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by Cristhian o 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Childish poem to help him find a girlfriend
"wouldn't it, wouldn't it, wouldn't it be funny, if a woman had a wooden t*t, wouldn't it be funny" (think that one came from Junior school in the 60's)
2006-12-04 21:57:36 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have loads of pinocchio jokes.
I'm not allowed to tell them to strangers though.
Sorry about that
2006-11-28 19:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2017-03-01 12:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cinderella went on a date with him.
It went well, and they ended up going home together.
When they got back to her place, she sat on his face and shouted 'Tell me lies, big boy!'
2006-11-28 11:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just his name. Did you know his full name is Pinoccio Woodcock
2006-11-28 14:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋